Sweater Update

I am wearing the sweater. Parents are shielding their children from me. I have successfully entertained myself while alienating others, a life-long project of mine. Yet another thing I to do because I think it is funny, even though it is detrimental in the long and short-run.

I'm dying for a creative outlet. Somebody who's as smart as me should have people listen to them all the time. Because I'm important, self-important, arrogant, and cocksure*. First I just need some free time, which I plan to get by having the part of my brain that causes sleep removed. It's the same operation as a lobotomy, or the way they pulled the brains out of mummies.

I apologize for the lack of blog entries. I promise to correct that once my operation is complete.






*cocksure - 4 dictionary results

cock·sure /ˈkɒkˈʃʊər, -ˈʃɜr/ Pronunciation[kok-shoor, -shur]
–adjective
1.
perfectly sure or certain; completely confident in one's own mind: She was cocksure that she was able to do the job better than anyone else.
2.
too certain; overconfident: He was so cocksure he would win the election that he didn't even bother to campaign.
3.
Obsolete. perfectly secure or safe.

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