I don't care if animals eat my compost, as long as they get rid of it! I've been thinking a lot about composting lately. I read a book on it last night. I know I need 30 parts carbon to every 1 part nitrogen, which helps me none. I know that if I pee on it it'll jump start it because of the addition of extra nitrogen. That I can do! I have a big crate on my sunporch I'm ready to put scraps into, but I have no idea if I should add dirt first, or mulch, or if it'll be fine if I just start throwing layers of newspaper and food waste in it. I've already peed in it a bunch of times, but all that did was cause a cholera outbreak, which eliminated everyone on my block but me. So now I'm living in a virtual ghost town with nothing to think about but my peebox and organic waste. At least no one will mind that it attracts rats now. Except competing rats, I guess. But that's part of my divide and conquer strategy to defeat the Rat Neighborhood Association.
Did you know raccoons are small bears? Someday I'll hug one.
Also, here are my ten songs of the month.
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